Monday, January 24, 2011

Left Coast and Real World Definitions

In  California                                        Everywhere Else
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice                     Sinful and Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons                               Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands                                   Swampland
Undocumented Worker                          Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials                           Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery                                Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed                                      Well-protected
Narrow-minded                                      Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share                      Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control                   Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives                  Fireworks or Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass                          Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity                 Socialism
Multicultural Community                        High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress                   Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich"                    Self-Employed
Progressive, Change                             Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged                  Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle                                           Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future                     Higher Taxes
Health Care Reform                              Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater            Conservative
Truant                                                  Home schooled child
Victim or Oppressed                            Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine                       Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot                                    Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves                           Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee                                Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich"                       Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby                                   NRA Members
Assault Weapon                                  Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus                                     New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting          Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

A friend emailed this to me, good stuff.

-Double Aught

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