The folks over at CMMG have added a new addition to their tactical food products. The Tactical Sammich! It comes in Pepperoni and BBQ Beef flavors.
At 300 calories of pure tactical goodness, CMMG Tactical Sammiches have a shelf life of over 2 years if maintained at 80 degrees or less. The sammiches can be stored at 100 degrees for up to six months, in case you're stuck somewhere warm when the radioactive commie zombies attack.
If I could make a suggestion; I would like to see a line of tactical breakfasts done right. (not like the omelet MRE... Ewww) Tactical Bacon is a good start, but I would like to see some pancakes and sausage links!