I was out grocery shopping with my wife the other day when she handed me some coupons and told me to go pick out some cereal. Like any good husband I gripped the coupons in my fist and skipped off to find some sugar covered bran flakes. When I arrived at the cereal aisle I was quickly side tracked by my favorite cereal; LIFE. As I reached out for Original LIFE I became tempted by the promised tastes of Maple & Brown Sugar. That's when I actually 'saw' the boxes:
Quaker, I think we need to have a talk. I hope I'm not the first person to notice this. If I am, however, I think you need to hire me as an editor of sorts; you know, for the good of the company. Feel free to contact me via email.